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elbert. ostensibly, the only clarendon hill with any true musical talent, elbert sings and plays guitar. under his strict musical tutelage, chris and pepito have blossomed into the minimally proficient drummer and bassist that they are today! currently pursuing a phd at stanford, elbert spends much of his free time sitting in traffic wondering why band practice is in fucking alameda. elbert also played drums for charmin, and attended high school in palatine, illinois.

see also: love and rockets. trysts gone awry. ketchup. the lucksmiths. organic chemistry.

christine. an anthropology undergraduate at UC berkeley, chris drums for the clarendon hills in between naps and when she "feels like it." nonetheless, she is an indispensable part of the clarendon hills because without her, the c-hills would find themselves in dreadfully short supply of bad attitude, drunken behavior, and foul language. christine was student council vice-president and played varsity soccer for her high school in darien, illinois.

see also: flea markets. architecture. tae-bo. chutney & mushu. beyond the valley of the dolls. the stone roses. vegan.

pepito. having known elbert since the 'summer nerd camp' days of high school, pepito is thrilled to be renewing his role of smart-alec goof-off, while elbert stoically does all the work. notoriously off-note and off-key, pepito's out of control dancing style and inscrutable facial expressions are the only thing that keep him in the band. pepito recently graduated from UC berkeley, and slept through high school in hinsdale, illinois.

see also: political economic theory. scrabble. pinball. the new york times. crimpshrine. teetotaller. vegan.