Top serious thread: I spoke with Zain on the phone. (2845 views)
ian posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:35:43 am CST
25 minute phone conversation.

There is the mp3 of the conversation.

I have no comments on this other than he seems like a pretty respectable dude. So. Yeah. Enjoy.

It's about a 2.5 mb download.

nause posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:37:12 am CST
uhhh ian did he know you were taping him?

cause if he didnt its a federal offense
: (

PS sorry!!!

Hyperbolic posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:38:12 am CST
Did he agree to not sell the T-shirts?

lint posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:38:15 am CST
i'm listening to it.

ian posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:38:58 am CST
He knows that I recorded it. Some parts were edited out, mostly us talking about what tech/geek shit we know.

Andy, we are going to discuss the t-shirt matter at another time.

lint posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:39:12 am CST
this is kinda cool.

ian posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:39:25 am CST
Also, during the conversation, you can hear Ian fart, knock over soda cans and burp. It's quite amusing.

0xDEADBEEF posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:39:37 am CST
My cameos are awesome.

lint posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:39:41 am CST
zain: "since you are their unofficial leader..."
ian: "i am their official leader."

awesome

nate posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:40:20 am CST
god damn my slow internet. this is going to take forever to download.

lint posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:40:24 am CST
man this is kinda interesting to listen to, as fucked up as it seems

ian posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:41:17 am CST
It's 2.5 megabytes. About as big as the new AIM executable.

brockoli posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:41:29 am CST
e-commerce solutions

Hyperbolic posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:41:30 am CST
This guy is a total liar. Everything about his behavior suggests he is very much "in it for the money".

tinted posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:42:10 am CST
ZAIN unscrambled = IAN Z

WTF????

ian posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:42:25 am CST
Oh shut up.

lint posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:43:17 am CST
oh man you totally reversed the part where it said someone's name!

nate posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:43:28 am CST
17 minutes and thirty seconds to go!

ian posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:43:37 am CST
Yep. He was speaking about people who called him.

0xDEADBEEF posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:43:44 am CST
"...mung that's out of my control"

Hyperbolic posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:43:54 am CST
Dude, a personable weasle is still a weasle. There is NO way it just happened to slipped his mind to ASK us.

ian posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:44:53 am CST
You will all enjoy the end.

lint posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:44:54 am CST
yeah. it's interesting.

ps. i like the part where you're explaining the history, and he says he'd leave the board

0xDEADBEEF posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:45:02 am CST
Anyone who says "brain fart" that much should be forced to eat their own feces.

KiloHeavy posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:45:16 am CST
Listening to the call now.

What a suck up.

Hyperbolic posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:46:29 am CST
Especially considering how well he researched copyright laws to throw back in our faces.

ian posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:46:42 am CST
Form your own opinions, but he was very nice a respectful on the phone to me.

lint posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:46:58 am CST
hahahah i heard the knocking over!

Hyperbolic posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:47:09 am CST
It's the easiest way to dupe someone.

Hyperbolic posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:47:54 am CST
"It's a good market scheme..."

ian posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:48:05 am CST
Yeah, this is true Andy. I take it with a grain of salt, as I do with everything else.

tinted posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:48:16 am CST
"i tend to get a little agitated"

lint posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:48:58 am CST
whoa i got to the part where he talks about the guy getting sued

shoshanna posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:49:05 am CST
"one of the things I do is porn"

tinted posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:49:25 am CST
"every day i deal with spreadsheets"

HOLY SHIT

uberzerker posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:49:30 am CST
so no beef with you banning him?

KiloHeavy posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:49:40 am CST
lol, "form a dialog," "put my cards on the table," "let you know where I'm coming from," all in the same fucking BREATH. What a t00l.

cherry bomb posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:49:42 am CST
can you post pertinent details for those of us with slow dial ups?
i'll buy you a cheeseburger!

Hyperbolic posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:49:48 am CST
Oh he's gonna take legal action... He's a real honorable fellow.

ian posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:50:34 am CST
Well, I say respectful, because he didn't threaten me. He didn't pull anything "bullshit" with me. So yeah. In that respect, he was okay on the phone with me.

Hyperbolic posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:50:45 am CST
"I just like to get out and do funky shit."

0xDEADBEEF posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:51:24 am CST
Please, someone count the number of "mungs" in the conversation.

lint posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:51:28 am CST
he was respectful because you actually have authority. i'm pretty glad you got through some bullshit.

Inyo posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:51:36 am CST
ian we will use this to our advantage! good job!

Hyperbolic posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:51:39 am CST
"NOW THAT WE GOT IT I THINK WE GOT POTENTIAL..." what the fuck is this ameture hour at the Elks Lodge?

brockoli posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:52:18 am CST
in all seriousness, i want to know - if this guy is not in it for the money at all, why doesn't he just take the shit down? he wants the support for further profit, it seems

Hyperbolic posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:52:48 am CST
"You know what i think is the biggets peice of shit? A COLLEGE diploma."

Hyperbolic posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:53:21 am CST
Ian you won't see a fucking dime.

tinted posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:53:33 am CST
"im a big boy"

lint posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:53:51 am CST
holy shit, i got to the part where ian is talking about how no one gets shit from him on da board. integrity ? yeah .

Inyo posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:54:12 am CST
duder we wil all be rich out of our own genius!

nause posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:54:55 am CST
HES GOT AN L.A. LAWYER!!!!

he is not off the hook with nause oh nooooooooo

Hyperbolic posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:55:20 am CST
No he's not off the hook with me either.

uberzerker posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:55:42 am CST
i wish i was into audio editing so i could make a dance remix of his key phrases

tinted posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:55:52 am CST
he is totally not really going to give ian half the money. but i think that he wont make any money on it so whatev

nause posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:56:25 am CST
I almost called my L.A. lawyer!!!!

lint posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:56:36 am CST
when he starts talking about money, his voice gets higher and he sounds kinda like the music man. it's funny.

ps. TRAIN NOISES

ifurita posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:56:48 am CST
ian sounds different than what i imagined. not that i had any particular voice type in mind. uh....

BLAM !

Hyperbolic posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:56:54 am CST
"we can all get along, do some stuff" OH BUT HES GOTTA WARN YOU IAN DON'T EXPECT ANY MONEY!!!!

"Oh we got some potential..." OH IAN COME ON!!!!! "I know your not a business man..."

Inyo posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:56:54 am CST
id be happy with a 'bco r00lz +1 scene point' reference on the shirts or something. haha. not that id ever buy one

ian posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:57:02 am CST
Yeah yeah, that's the train at our house.

nause posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:57:05 am CST
also ian sounds like a grownup!!!! ahhaha.

jamal posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:57:11 am CST
this is better than the pizza thing.

tinted posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:57:27 am CST
"A COOKIE"

okay i will stop quoting

0xDEADBEEF posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:57:31 am CST
The part where Ian looped his big sigh is great.

jeff roy posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:58:02 am CST
I'M A DRAG QUEEN AND I'M ALSO NAUSE'S LA LAWYER



cherry bomb posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:58:05 am CST
can someone PLEASE post at least the GIST of this conversation?
i can't wait for it to DL

ian posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:58:13 am CST
hahahahah, that was funny.

Inyo posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:59:01 am CST
in exchange for the shirts he should become a bco peon and yell
'pst n00dz' in public and wear all pink

nause posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:59:12 am CST
YOU WERE GONNA BE A TOUGH NUT TO CRACK

bedside posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:00:53 am CST
also ian sounds like a grownup!!!! ahhaha.

i was just thinking that same thing !

lint posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:02:06 am CST
"don't screw around with us. this isn't threatening." :O

lint posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:02:11 am CST
ahahah ianoxdeadbeef!! i just got to the burp!

jeff roy posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:02:11 am CST
you should have been all "IF YOU THINK MY NUTS ARE TOUGH WAIT TILL YOU SEE MY COCK"

shoshanna posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:02:44 am CST
zain: "I'm a big boy"

oh, zain. you don't want to go down that road.

johnxtrust posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:02:44 am CST
"ever try code red?" what?

tinted posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:04:36 am CST
he does E too! crucail

getokay posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:04:57 am CST
"I think that's the biggest fucking piece of shit ever on the planet!!"

0xDEADBEEF posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:05:00 am CST
I love the part where he talks about ecstasy.

AlexanderS posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:05:07 am CST
LOL I WILL GIVE YOU A BISCUIT

ian posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:05:11 am CST
I'm very well spoken if I do say so myself.

Hyperbolic posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:05:13 am CST
I hate this guy more now than I did before.

shoshanna posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:05:22 am CST
I hear a train! It's very atmospheric. I am imagining ian as a hard-boiled detective and zain as a mysterious dame.

nause posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:05:33 am CST
why should he think he has a right to anything though?

WE CAN SHARE THIS BUSINESS.


effffff that I will not post here if this guy is watching what we say.

Hyperbolic posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:06:08 am CST
"ID LIKE TO SEE THE BOARD THRIVE AND MAYBE YOU AND I PERSONALLY THRIVE"

zhahahhahahaahahahahahhahahahahaah

greg posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:06:09 am CST
take me to your leader.

ian posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:06:14 am CST
Andy, do you hate me less? :)

jamal posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:06:16 am CST
"have you taken the ccni? it's way hard."
"actually, i heard it was incredibly easy."
"oh."

hahaha

mayor mccheese posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:06:19 am CST
seemed like a good enough guy, but.. why, if he's not in it for the money, does he keep getting so excited about profit?


ps,
img src="http://www.ac.wwu.edu/~gundlam2/etc/bcojesus.jpg">

mayor mccheese posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:06:43 am CST
hey oops i rule at html

Inyo posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:06:44 am CST
i just got to the college degree thing

cheswit posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:06:59 am CST
i think his use of the term "not for profit" is very questionable, as wel all know non-profits and not for profits are very different, being that the former will not make money, and that the second is not _expressly_ trying to make money, but has stated nothing about it's noble intentions, like nonprofits do. also, seriously i know none of what i speak about suckers. hehehehe. love chuck

ian posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:07:03 am CST
jamal, CCIE. It's supposed to be really hard, but it took this dude like 6 months tops I think. Whatever. Most ccie's make over 100K a year.

Hyperbolic posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:07:48 am CST
Oh it wont be for profit, but he'll be paying himself a healthy "salary".

mayor mccheese posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:08:10 am CST
you sounded better than i did cheswit

lint posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:08:16 am CST
ROOOOOOLLLLLLSSSSS

that is one thing i couldn't stop laughing about.
that and the burp.

jamal posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:08:29 am CST
right. is that the next step up from ccna? i guy i work with has that.

Hyperbolic posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:08:30 am CST
Ah I got nothing against you dude. I just wish youd be more cautious around this douche bag.

greg posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:08:45 am CST
also, why does giving ian money help everyone else whose language was used?

shoshanna posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:09:08 am CST
hahahahh the "rolls" conversation just completely cracked me up.

riskus posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:09:14 am CST
poor pat

Hyperbolic posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:09:32 am CST
Yeah, I don't like the way he decided to "team up" with Ian with no discussion about what happens to the people who actually CREATED the phrases.

ian posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:10:19 am CST
it goes ccna, ccnp...

ccie is totally unrelated.

steve, yeah. I felt bad, he's a nice dude.

Greg, that's something I don't quite understand either.

nause posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:10:23 am CST
he has no right to ANY of the money.

fuck this guy. FUCK HIM.

I hope he sues everyone.

jamal posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:10:31 am CST
it's like batman/superman adventures. i guess that makes ian superman, since zain is iambatman.

jeff roy posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:10:46 am CST
"a biscuit...HAHAHAHAH"

priceless

r3_ posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:10:46 am CST
concentration camps?

0xDEADBEEF posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:11:22 am CST
I would LOVE to see something like this go to court. It would rule to hear lawyer types talking about this stuff with a serious tone.

riskus posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:11:29 am CST
how did this guy ever get to the board?

lint posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:11:46 am CST
i personally think that he thinks that your integrity will break and you'll go for the easy $$.

benjamin posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:11:51 am CST
did you call him "mung" here and there? GOOD GOD THATS FUNNY

Inyo posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:11:54 am CST
i'm just sad i am not on a messenger bag!

ian posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:12:47 am CST
Please, someone count the times I say "mung".

riskus posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:13:07 am CST
im just glad i archived that thread

ian posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:13:33 am CST
Me too. Right up to the hildetorrs!

benjamin posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:13:54 am CST
i heard mung at least 3 times.. i laughed really hard everytime..

BISCUITS.. HAHA BISCUITS MAN

todiefor posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:13:58 am CST
talking on the phone to ian is fun!

jamal posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:13:58 am CST
you should go on judge joe brown. we all should.

greg posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:15:07 am CST
'security dude!'

riskus posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:15:09 am CST
haha i love how you told him over 15 minutes in that you were recording this call... then you told him you would edit out the irrelevent stuff like talking about his certifications and shit... he probably doesnt have them and is nervous someone is going to find out.

ian posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:15:29 am CST
toediefor: who the fuck are you?

lint posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:16:16 am CST
some west coast ho i think

todiefor posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:16:41 am CST
ssshhhh no one!

benjamin posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:16:54 am CST
you too. MUNG.. click

riskus posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:17:25 am CST
i want to call you just so i can have my call taped and put into mp3 format

Hyperbolic posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:17:38 am CST
I would LOVE to see something like this go to court. It would rule to hear lawyer types talking about this stuff with a serious tone.


ahah I was thinking about this Imagine reading the transcript from that thread Zain got on in a court of law.

riskus posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:18:52 am CST
you sound like you could kick some ass

seesaw posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:19:54 am CST
why not someone on here start selling the same thing? Why not everyone in one city get together and each fronts a little cash for the shirts and shit, then set up a site to sell the stuff, where all profits go to this site? As old business practice goes, copy someone else's idea, but make it better, cheaper, and for a "good cause" and it will sell.

and on a personal note about this guy, I feel kind of sorry for him.

jeff roy posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:20:02 am CST

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jeff roy posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:20:18 am CST


nause posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:20:43 am CST
is he going to sue PAULJ????


OH

NO!!!!!!

riskus posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:22:07 am CST
i wonder if he has listened to the conversation yet? You know hes not going to like hearing that drug comment on the internet.

0xDEADBEEF posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:24:47 am CST
I'm really disappointed that my fart didn't come across clearly.

lint posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:26:03 am CST
i couldn't hear it. maybe it can be enhanced in a new special edition

ukiyo-e posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:27:03 am CST
fucking great

nause posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:27:20 am CST
I have this on repeat with my ACID visual winamp plug in!

ZAINADELIC!!!

uberzerker posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:28:42 am CST
"ill leave the board entirely"

if he comes back, hes in breach of oral agreement (hehe oral)

ukiyo-e posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:29:57 am CST
THANK YOU JEFF ROY I JUST SPIT CODE RED ALL OVER MY GOD DAMNED SCREEN!

lordpyrate posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:31:10 am CST
That belch was fucking priceless.

Rolls... hehehe...

uberzerker posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:32:05 am CST
haha, i just got to it

pepitopea posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:32:22 am CST
fuck this tool.

pepito pea

benjamin posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:33:14 am CST


uberzerker posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:34:12 am CST
haha, the looped moan is amazing

cherry bomb posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:35:02 am CST
by giving ian some of the money, he'll help support the forum where this conversation took place.
i don't think anyone should begrudge that. it's not like it's going to be millions. so what if ian makes $50 from this guy?
it's $50 less zainy brainy can take home, and it supports our leader.
woo!

nah brah posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:37:28 am CST
"one warning, dont screw around with me, dont screw around with us"

holy shit

ian posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:38:36 am CST
haha.

0xDEADBEEF posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:38:59 am CST
I'm going to "take legal action" against anyone who calls me a "fuckface" from now on.

ukiyo-e posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:40:00 am CST
i did that once and i won a biscuit. love morgan

ian posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:40:18 am CST
fuckface! IAN U R A FUCKFACE!

0xDEADBEEF posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:41:08 am CST
I'll sue you!!! Wait -- do you want to be my business partner?

xdominicx posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:41:59 am CST
WHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA



oh dude my opinion of this board in its entirety was just dropped a notch

0xDEADBEEF posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:42:49 am CST
oh dude my opinion of this board in its entirety was just dropped a notch

We all know how valuable your opinion is, idiot.

xdominicx posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:43:04 am CST
ok

ZsaZsaGabortion posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:43:41 am CST
My eyes started to glaze over when you guys were getting all techy.

like this @_@

And then I woke up when I heard this loud crash.

And then he was like.. "BISCUIT. HAVE YOU EVER HAD ONE OF THOSE?"

"BETWEEN YOU ME AND THE FENCE POST"

ian posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:44:09 am CST
ROFL!

uberzerker posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:48:43 am CST
you cant spell imbatman without bama

i think you should agree to his terms as long as we get a copy of his picture

ian posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:52:45 am CST
well you're fucking deleted you dipshit.

lint posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:53:49 am CST
hahahah!

uberzerker posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:53:50 am CST
Username: bimonscificon does not exist

that was fast

benjamin posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:54:25 am CST
ian is a liar!!!!!

ian posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:54:28 am CST
yeah. i'm not taking shit from stupid accounts anymore.

ZsaZsaGabortion posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:54:37 am CST
WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

benjamin posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:55:04 am CST
BULLETPROOF MONK

Inyo posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:55:57 am CST
dun dun duuuuuuuuuuuun!

ZsaZsaGabortion posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:57:56 am CST


ian posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:58:33 am CST
shut it gook.

xdominicx posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 02:00:23 am CST
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnn nigga he done told you!

ZsaZsaGabortion posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 02:03:19 am CST


ian posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 02:05:16 am CST
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caraleigh posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 02:09:10 am CST
TOOLS

caraleigh posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 02:09:38 am CST
I CONTROL EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM

ian posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 02:16:24 am CST
I AM UR G0D

graeme posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 02:18:30 am CST
i'm listening to this now. zain is a tool.

xdominicx posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 02:18:53 am CST
graeme would know

caraleigh posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 02:19:55 am CST
this is seriously really really really really weird/funny/interesting

i like how he thinks he's in a position of power in the world etc

caraleigh posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 02:21:11 am CST
sex noises?

steph-ATRC posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 02:21:48 am CST
ians got a nice voice, i liked his tone when he was like 'i dont take shit from anybody'. hot!

ZsaZsaGabortion posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 02:23:20 am CST
e-commerce= Baroque Like Bach

caraleigh posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 02:25:38 am CST
oh man i almost didn't listen to this but i'm glad i did because this is so funny "oh yeah i record all my phone conversations. oh i'll leave that certification stuff out."

graeme posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 02:28:20 am CST
this calls for a remix.

ellen posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 02:36:04 am CST
How come you scrambled the name of who else called him? Why can't people just harrass this asshole into the ground until he stops? Isn't that people's only REAL defense? It's not like any of this is real or fair in the first place.

Just sort of wondering...

graeme posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 02:40:43 am CST
seriously. zain acts as if he's doing us a favour. what a shit.

uberzerker posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 02:41:31 am CST
i think hes laying the groundwork for a full invasion

graeme posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 02:43:22 am CST
yeah, an invasion of his ass.

Hans Blix posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 02:46:13 am CST
or perhaps an inspection?



nah brah posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 02:51:40 am CST
does this guy still live with his mom or something?

velocityboy posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 03:11:51 am CST
nerds

UNDERDOGMA posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 03:24:49 am CST
who the fuck is this joker?

unitchampion posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 03:42:33 am CST
"well, we've got a situation"

this guy is a total suck up. pretty funny.

IamFagman posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 03:44:01 am CST
A SITuATION. RE HE HEAAAALLYYYYY.

NICE SHORTS TED!

brian posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 03:44:43 am CST
Highlights:

• The L.A. Lawyer thing
• "A BISCUIT! HAHHA DUDE!"
• "Yes, I record all my phone conversations."
• "You were going to be a tough nut to crack."

unitchampion posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 03:44:46 am CST
oh i also noticed that he claims he is a CEO into e-commerce but that this is just 'a hobby'

and then he talks of profits.

haha.

'i like your board, i like it alot' - sounds like he wants to buy it.

IamFagman posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 03:46:52 am CST
I AM A VERY LEGITIMETTT BUSINESS MAN, 2 YEAR DROP OUT OF CAL STATE BUSINESS SCHOOL I NOW LIVE SMARTILY WITH MY MOM. TO SAVE ON CAPITAL AND MAXIMIZE THE OVERHEAD PROSPECTS OF COURSE

ILL HAVE MY PEOPLE CALL YOUR PEOPS

unitchampion posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 03:47:18 am CST
"i pretty much know the important people."

hahah.

IamFagman posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 03:47:53 am CST
dude i am so connected.

you know the NYC lawyers? i know all them too

unitchampion posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 03:50:44 am CST
hey fagman, ian said that.

fivestring posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 03:59:41 am CST
this was a good listen. ian pitcher's burp/fart was the best part. i have my computer sound come out my stereo speakers. so i heard that burp in stereo.

ryan posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 06:12:16 am CST
ian i didnt know you had your CCIE thats cool ICUP

ryan posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 06:13:24 am CST
you both sound full of shit

fivestring posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 06:19:38 am CST
also when i heard the train part, i thought there was a train outside since i was listening on my stereo speakers (computer line out > receiver) then i realized there are no traintracks around me. by where i lived in ypsilanti, there was a train nearby and also by the house i grew up in in nw columbus

seano posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 06:22:09 am CST
ryan you can hear the train over by 71 from campus. by 4th ave i think.

fivestring posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 06:23:24 am CST
i've never heard it

seano posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 06:24:25 am CST
weird...

"i like your board and i wanna hang out and be a good guy."

this dude is such a wanker.

douglas posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 06:40:47 am CST
the train sounds were way atmospheric! i'd like to live somewhere where the trains sounded like that.

also, anyone can act "reasonable" on a phone conversation. but the bottom line is that zain simply doesn't get it. this fact isn't encapsulated better than his threat of legal action against something that was said about him on a fucking internet messageboard. it's that simple.

Negrophiliac posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 06:50:06 am CST
this is like an edited out scene from The Usual Suspects

goatschool posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 07:09:22 am CST
from the opening words, you can tell this guy has his manipulation gear on.

"what should we do about it?"

snake.

mon chi chi posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 07:14:35 am CST
not that anyone cares what i think (i mean, who am i anyway?)

but he sounds like a sleazy scummy wanna be corporate wheeler dealer guy, the like of which has annoyed me at many a temp job. his vocabulary is the WORST!

SEVERALS posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 07:32:23 am CST
If crewcial.org were my board, I'd make every effort to protect the intellectual property of the posters, and to uphold the integrity of the board by not partnering with anyone who isn't intimately related with it's daily "life". I'd prefer to leave it up to the board to come up with "committees" [even if it's just one or two people assigned to carry out particular efforts], as I think it's the best way to strengthen the ties between everyone.. to keep it within the immediate circle. I'm not going to define "immediate circle", because obviously some people are more closely related to this board as it has developed over the years. But I do believe in contribution/benefit. Nothing is free, and to show one's support for the board, one should take it upon one's own self to coordinate an effort and do something.


Contribute. Organize. Realize. Legalize it.

tittydinner posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 07:41:54 am CST
I have a question. Bear in mind that I neither read the whole thread, nor to I read the board much, so I'm quite "out of the loop."

Is this dude Zain the same stupid spazz from Boston?

sgulasch posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 07:45:30 am CST
Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet.

ryan posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 07:46:18 am CST
no kerry, but every zane ive ever know has been a wet napikin of intelligence...


do the time stamps on the posts protect us any?

tittydinner posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 07:47:10 am CST
Ryan, likewise.

tim posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 07:51:41 am CST

tim
copyright 2003
bah!

tim posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 08:07:52 am CST
what exactly were the phrases being lifted from the board?
tim hath no idea!
bah!

pezpunk posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 08:11:21 am CST
all our jokes from the "caption these photos" thread, word for word, including typos. he put them on mugs and t-shirts and mousepads and was selling them.

tim posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 08:12:04 am CST
bah! unto this man!


destro posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 08:12:48 am CST
MY L.A. LAWYER

BAAHAHAHAHAHAH JESUS FUCK CHRIST

slowdive posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 08:13:12 am CST
so does he have a decent hookup for pills? id seel the board for good beans.

destro posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 08:18:20 am CST
fucking addict

destro posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 08:18:52 am CST
a girl called this dude a fuckface?

xthesolox posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 08:20:03 am CST
Amazing. This only shows up as 12:09 in length though.

mon chi chi posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 08:24:51 am CST
it did that for me but it played for the full 25 minutes somehow.

mechar0b0-z posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 08:26:22 am CST
that sign looping just made me piss myself

xthesolox posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 08:36:12 am CST
Yeah, it's playing the full 25 for me also, haha. Weird. Something weird with encoding.

destro posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 08:37:53 am CST
"i just like to do some funky shit"



colateral posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 08:38:17 am CST
damn ian the government need fear you.

shivelycore posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 08:45:53 am CST
seriously where is my free merch?

xthesolox posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 08:48:34 am CST
I'm surprised that after he knew the conversation was being taped, he talked about doing drugs, hahaha.

Anyway, the thing that really irks me now is that he stated numerous times that he wasn't in this for the profit, and now he wants to split profits? WTF?

switchline posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 08:50:10 am CST
goatschool posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 08:09:22 am EST
from the opening words, you can tell this guy has his manipulation gear on.

is this obvious to anyone but me and nick?

someone who steals other people's ideas and tries to profit from
them is not "respectful." OBVIOUSLY he wouldn't be a wiseass with
you on the phone with him calling him on his shit- he would have
to feign respect.
but that doesn't mean he's actually a good guy.

SeanAgnew posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 08:51:06 am CST
thE board has a nE hookup now !

switchline posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 08:51:09 am CST
i say CEASE AND DESIST all cooperation with this dude
but what do i know

xthesolox posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 08:52:26 am CST
I'm inclined to agree, Liz.

SeanAgnew posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 08:52:28 am CST
let me negotiate a settlement as I do it 67001 times a day and know all the business laws !
ps. E !

hammertime posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 08:56:33 am CST


Yeah, twist of zain it makes me COME ALIVE!

zvkvriv posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 08:57:02 am CST
whoever mastered that phone conversation needs a lesson in EQ.

slowdive posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 09:00:18 am CST
anEonE wanna ask this dudE if he likEs clubbing?

instructions posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 09:02:32 am CST
"HOLY SHIT MY FIRST COMPUTER WAS A COMMODORE SIXTY FOUR!"

Seippinator posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 09:03:30 am CST
"fake accounts," as we call them...

instructions posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 09:10:13 am CST
"IF I was evil, I don't think I would've done that."

vertex posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 09:11:14 am CST
"i am above virginia, i am east of indiana..."

...

"what will you give me if i figure it out"

"a cookie!"



ahahahaaha

xthesolox posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 09:13:43 am CST
Hahahah, I love how Ian wouldn't give up where he lived, or even the state. Amazing.

sae posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 09:15:01 am CST
i haven't read many of the posts about this whole fiasco. the thing is, do you people really think anyone makes any money from cafepress sales?? what's the big deal. he thought some of you were clever enough to put your ideas on shirts and coffee mugs that no one will ever purchase.

LittleDebbie posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 09:23:01 am CST
Amazing.

trey posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 09:24:57 am CST
Against my better judgement, I am listening to this.

0xDEADBEEF posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 09:25:00 am CST
whoever mastered that phone conversation needs a lesson in EQ.

Mastered? Look, the phone receiver was sitting on top of a microphone. You should have heard it before it was EQed.

m.p.s.r. posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 09:26:03 am CST
weasel


ZsaZsaGabortion posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 09:26:38 am CST
OH OH OH OH

xthesolox posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 09:31:03 am CST
Ian, I loved that HUGE crashing noise right in the middle, hahahah

BiFurious posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 09:38:01 am CST
Hey, I rip people off for a living. This guy knew that the thread had the potential to become an "all of your base..." thing and wanted to get on some quick $$. He's not fooling me.

zvkvriv posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 09:39:27 am CST
the mastering thing was a joke guys,
but i'm willing to do the dance remix!

heatherw posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 09:40:38 am CST
hahfjdkhgs "important people"

soniaa posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 09:46:56 am CST
wow ian you sound different, very ADULT

pepitopea posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 09:50:07 am CST
honestly, sounding ADULT is nothing to be proud of or complimented.

pepito pea

fat lip posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 09:51:49 am CST
you've got to take it with a grain of salt. and a cock.

seano posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 09:53:45 am CST
good call heatherw. that part is jsut a little shady but i respect ian for sticking up for his shits.

mmmjags posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 09:54:54 am CST
i love the warning at the end. it sounded really ominous

pepitopea posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 09:57:14 am CST
ian needs to send pics of his infamous long schlong to this motherfucker and be done with it.

pepito pea

heatherw posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 10:05:49 am CST
alright. so i just finished listening to the whole thing, and
1. i can't believe ian wasn't laughing
2. i have my computer running to my receiver, and 4 big speakers so the train blew my mind. good thing i wasn't rooolllin' lol.
3. this guy is talking out of his ass, and is literally scared shitless about what sort of shit this may bring down. that's why he offers a "partnership", to try and cover his ass.
4. zain is just some sweaty fat dude that works tech support.

carl posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 10:07:39 am CST
since I'm too lazy to listen to the whole thing - what was the "threat" at the end?

seano posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 10:09:54 am CST
basically him saying don't fuck with "us"

don't fuck with anyone from the board because we are smart people despite seeming like total idiots.

BiFurious posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 10:10:08 am CST
1. How old is this guy?

2. If the shirts cannot be copywrited, they can be trademarked.

3. Delete his advertising posts on the thread, so he can't make $$.

joeyjoejoe posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 10:12:26 am CST
um... where do i go to download this?

incognegro posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 10:12:37 am CST
0xDEADBEEF posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 03:11:22 am AST
I would LOVE to see something like this go to court. It would rule to hear lawyer types talking about this stuff with a serious tone.


ahaha let's take it to judge judy.

trey posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 10:13:11 am CST
Ummm, the link in the first post.

carl posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 10:15:57 am CST
he's 35-ish.

uberzerker posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 10:17:49 am CST
zvkvriv, please do the dance remix

incognegro posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 10:18:29 am CST
i just find it funny that this guy wants to sell items he stole from 2 sources.

and you don't fuck with the government. ahaha

heatherw posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 10:18:48 am CST
ian >
"i will drop one warning?don't screw around with me?
don't screw around with us...
because we all act like idiots
but we're all very smart.
and we all know what we're doing
so just ... be cautious
don't screw with any of us.
and i'm not trying to be threatening or anything..."

zain>
"obviously you figured out from this conversation that i'm not an idiot"


----------------------------------

zain>
"i'd like to see the board thrive...
and you and i personally thrive.
it's rare that i meet people that i feel that
i could get to know better."

UH OH IAN, SOUNDS LIKE HE'S ALREADY SEEN THE COCKSHOT!!!

joeyjoejoe posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 10:21:22 am CST
i don't have a link in the first post.

0xDEADBEEF posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 10:22:24 am CST
http://crewcial.org/mung.mp3

joeyjoejoe posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 10:22:53 am CST
thanks ian.

joeyjoejoe posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 10:25:23 am CST
i'll have to wait till i get home tonight to listen to this. i can't here it well unless i blast it in my cube.

joeyjoejoe posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 10:25:42 am CST
hear.

ian posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 10:30:03 am CST
hi

0xDEADBEEF posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 10:33:49 am CST
We should have just called him and blared that "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US" song.

heatherw posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 10:34:04 am CST
:(

ian posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 10:34:48 am CST
that would've been funny.

heatherw posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 10:36:07 am CST
or iron maiden "invaders"

imjc749 posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 10:39:30 am CST
ian. you are one solid individual.

carl posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 10:43:09 am CST
I finally got the threatening email from him. I guess this has pretty much run its course.

joeyjoejoe posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 10:44:02 am CST
but can we make tshirts with his name/address/phone number on them?

haplessmeg posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 10:46:35 am CST
I just have to say... someone has some serious insecurity issues... I wont say who though... ahem... I think we know who...

haplessmeg posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 10:57:35 am CST
i wonder who that girl was that called him a fuckface....

joeyjoejoe posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 11:00:21 am CST
i was just about to post and say it was you, but then i actually looked at who posted that.

haplessmeg posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 11:02:26 am CST
Hey! you are smart! It was me...

botanki posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 11:13:03 am CST
"well, we've got a little situation on our hands...."

"but in return i need that stuff to stop. Yeah! the insults!"

"it was like, 1:00 in the morning, i'm sitting there reading your posts, and just kinda drinking my coke, and spewed shit everywhere..."

"i thought, that's a great idea, let's put in on a t-shirt! it was spur of the moment shit."

"i'll change my login so that people think i'm gone, and I'll just kind of hang out."

"when someone calls you a fuckface, you tend to get a little angry."

"i'm a business man, i take care of the deals"

"some of the boys i'm used to dealing with, they're like level 3"

this guy is on a power trip either way...

red_robot posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 11:13:20 am CST
he does a porn business and is a teacher...that's kinda funny

hammertime posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 11:38:15 am CST
This guy sounds like a bad actor reading a script. And this thing is 24 minutes???

cdk posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 11:42:46 am CST
"you know what rolls are?"
"uh, like doughy kinds of things."

amazing.

Inyo posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 11:45:00 am CST
you know what's a piece of shit? a college degree!

and then ian orgasms right in the middle of it!

ian posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 11:46:36 am CST
:D

shakesenora posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 11:47:25 am CST
he was going to contact his LA lawyer... he must have a huuuuge dick.

stanimal posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 11:50:26 am CST
"when someone calls you a fuckface, you tend to get a little angry."

funny story, this happens to me SO frequetnly that i don't even notice anymore and it doesn't get me angry. its like my nickname.

shakesenora posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 11:51:20 am CST
dude.. what was with the "uuuuhhhh uhhhhhh uuuuhhhhh it costs about $10 a month" it sounded like sex.

Inyo posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 11:51:22 am CST
quiet, fuckface!
haha just kidding

hammertime posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 11:54:24 am CST
Damn, I'm gonna have to burn this and listen to it in my car...my pooch gets scared whenever he hears the voices.

shakesenora posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 11:54:43 am CST
i've heard mung twice.

ian posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 11:55:20 am CST
i looped that part.

now you know what i sound like during sex.

incognegro posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:02:47 pm CST
shakesenora posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 01:47:25 pm AST
he was going to contact his LA lawyer... he must have a huuuuge dick.


and his lawyer will laugh at him and say that he's a jackass for stealing from a government site and an internet messageboard.

brockoli posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:03:47 pm CST
300!!!

incognegro posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:04:17 pm CST
DAMMIT. MISSED IT BY ONE

pink houses posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:09:05 pm CST
where are train tracks in "your town". i think i know of ones in Spring C,. ive lived here so long and i have no idea where things are.

hostilecity posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:09:46 pm CST
"what the hell's an NBA???"

ian posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:10:25 pm CST
those aren't in spring city, they are in royersford.

floozefactor posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 12:25:30 pm CST
haha the ending to this was pretty damn funny.

nicely handled Ian :)

velocityboy posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 03:00:27 pm CST
hey nick, did this guy really give you $50 and some free merch?


p.s. i heard 9 mungs

ian posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 03:01:50 pm CST
9? not bad. i thought i got ten. but 9 is about right.

andrew posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 03:03:59 pm CST
haha ian's voice is NOTHING like i imagined it. WEIRD

sgulasch posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 05:33:01 pm CST
i've never met ian face to face, now i'm not important.

Inyo posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 05:33:25 pm CST
haha me neither

ian posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 06:02:42 pm CST
andrew, what did you THINK it sounded like?

velocityboy posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 06:05:12 pm CST
kind like that "urkel" kid, maybe

andrew posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 06:05:52 pm CST
ian i don't know, i didn't imagine it as so MANLY.

incognegro posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 06:06:41 pm CST
sexy man voice.

Mister Quickly posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 06:13:10 pm CST
My correspondance with Zain went well.

Mister Quickly posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 06:16:16 pm CST
hey, they talked about me in that phonecall. WEIRD

Mister Quickly posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 06:17:35 pm CST
"oh.. ok... i know who you're talking about"

ataraxia posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 06:35:06 pm CST
This makes me like Ian a lot.

I don't get the mung thing though !

switchline posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 06:39:16 pm CST
why did i just waste my time reading this

great mistakes posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 06:39:40 pm CST
*grin*


I hate him for stealing my idea about making shirts. ;)

nomorejub posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 07:20:38 pm CST
So ian, what are you going to do?

Tummler posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 09:45:51 pm CST
I sincerely hope that he didn't mean level three as in OTIII as in Operating Thetan III.

jamie posted this on Mar 07th, 2003 at 09:49:04 pm CST
genius!


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